- Alcohol (you can legally go to war and kill people but you still can't have a beer?)
- Drugs (i.e., pot - we are by far the number one consumer of this stuff)
- Sex (yes sex - look at the ridiculous uproars over recent mini-second risque bits on Monday Night football, Howard Stern and the Super Bowl)
- Prostitution (outlawed almost everywhere but in parts of that fun place Nevada...)
- Abortion (we even refuse to fund any international relief or family planning efforts that have any connection to any service that even talks about abortion as an option!!!)
- Birth Control (the morning after pill has been available and used safely by millions in Europe for decades and now the right-wing wackos in some states want to remove reference to use of condoms from sex eduaction classes)
- Homosexuality (we are contemplating writing the bigoted idea of homosexuals and transgendered as second-class citizens into our Constitution for chissakes!)
What do all these have in common? Sex sex sex!!! I guess some of these born-again types were born again virgins - they don't remember that sex is fun, sex is freeing, sex is fucking a biological instinct as well!
We need to lighten up, enjoy life, laugh at ourselves every once in a while...