"Would you rather chop off your right hand or give birth?"
"Wait, would I have to keep it?"
"What, the severed hand?"
"Ya, because I'd like nothing more than to get that thing stuffed and wear it around my neck as a good luck charm, not to mention using it to scare the bejesus out of trick or treaters..."
"Wait, are we talking about the hand or the kid?"
"How about a compromise - I chop off my thumb and just give birth to a baby rabbit?"
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Awww, not the thumb!! The opposable thumbs are the only thing that separate us from the apes!! Take the pinky instead, now there's a useless digit! :)
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