Friday, December 01, 2006

that's just wrong on so many levels

"Would you rather chop off your right hand or give birth?"

"Wait, would I have to keep it?"

"What, the severed hand?"

"Ya, because I'd like nothing more than to get that thing stuffed and wear it around my neck as a good luck charm, not to mention using it to scare the bejesus out of trick or treaters..."

"Wait, are we talking about the hand or the kid?"

"How about a compromise - I chop off my thumb and just give birth to a baby rabbit?"

1 comment:

CulinaryAssassin said...

Awww, not the thumb!! The opposable thumbs are the only thing that separate us from the apes!! Take the pinky instead, now there's a useless digit! :)